Life's Not Fair

So this week I've decided to get serious about eating right and going to the gym every day,like I've never said that before.Thing is,I'm trying.Here's where the unfair part is,I'm walking out of Hvvee with all my Healthy Choices and Lean Cuisines and fruit and all that shit when I catch a whiff of this wonderful smell.It's the Burger Shack in the parking lot,they are grilling big,thick burgers and juicy brats and the aroma draws me in like a moth to a flame.I see their sign which says I can have two burgers or two brats with chips and a drink for five bucks,what a deal !Then I notice that working the grill and the counter are three gorgeous blondes,they are wearing shorts and little tank tops and are beautiful in that Midwest girl-next-door way.Now how the fuck am I suppose to resist that?I will be 300 lbs by summer's end ! It's just not fair !