Network TV Is Fucking With Our Elderly

First let me repeat my dear cuz Courtney's wise words " Old People Are Crazy ",I don't believe that this threat to our country's peace of mind has been addressed but it is the wrinkly-assed,belligerent,nut job elephant in our living room,in my case that is literally true.While I'm sure Olders have always been loopy,I believe network tv,and especially that thirty minutes of pain known as the ABC Nightly News is to blame for the escalation of the lunacy.During this half hour there is always,always i say some type of story about some vague evil that is either going to kill them or take their money which is worse,by the way.A new virus or homicidal Jap cars are after them and the Big Business is at this moment robbing them blind.The commercial breaks are all ads for meds that Geezers don't understand but have to have now.My Dad is convinced that he has fibromyalgia and that he needs Boniva.Then for fun come the ads for attorneys that to a Senior look like a government announcement about how their Social Security Disability money is about to go the way of the Passenger Pigeon.They are personally coming for Big Al's disability check which is strange because he's not on disability but Obayma ,as Dad pronounces it,is stealing his last pennies.As I'm pretty sure that as likely the only person under 60 that is watching this I feel I must warn you about these TV driven Ancient menaces before its too late.Save your selves brothers and sister I fear I've lived among them too long.Run fast,run far!